janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

vondell-swain:

Jason Derulo Singing His Own Name [Extended Cut]

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

Heres the opposite of how big your boobs would be if you were a girl

irwin-straight-out-of-94:

newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

my schools matching band is doing Panic! for the theme of the year

omg same

mahoganay:

heyfunniest:

image

this is what butts sound like

i will forever reblog this post